May. 24th, 2011

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From Med vänlig hälsning.

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[Image: one-pannel cartoon with a tiny police officer in one corner. Swedish text.

"TIPSA POLISEN OM BROTT!

"Kvinnomisshandel och kvinnofridskränkning är de mest populära brotten bland svenska poliser. Är det verkligen de bästa brott de kan komma på? Som hjälp få de här några tips på olika vis mer spännande och givande brott som de kan syssla med istället, om de nu absolut tvunget inte kan hålla sig på rätt sidan av lagen:

"* Innehav av något ovanligt djur t.ex kängaru! * Skändning av flaggan! * Högmålsbrott! * Ohörsamhet mot tjänsteman! * Helikopterrån! m.m!

"VARSÅGOD FÖR TIPSEN! LYCKA TILL!!!!

"Tipsa gärna polis om fler brott!!"]



Translation:

TIP OFF THE POLICE ABOUT CRIMES!

Mistreatment of women and the violation of womens' integrity are the most popular crimes among the swedish police. Are those really the best crimes they can come up with? To help them out here are a few tips for them about different kinds of more exciting and rewarding crimes that they can commit instead, if they absolutely can't manage to keep themselves on the right side of the law:

* Possession of an unusual animal, e.g. a kangaru! * Violation of the flag! * High treason! * Contempt of an official! * Helicopter theft!

YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE TIPS! GOOD LUCK!!!!

Feel free to give the police tips about more crimes!!


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That's all I've got. I have an exam for several hours this evening in Stockholm, J has just been shipped off on a school trip for the week, and this morning the cat burnt his foot on a hotplate. We dunked him in the sink for a while and then sat with him and forced him to have cool things against it.

He is viewing this as a kind of tripple betrayal on the part of Everything He Knows And Loves, but it doesn't seem to be a bad burn, thank fuck.

Uh.

May. 24th, 2011 07:40 pm
marshtide: (Katherine Hepburn - Sylvia Scarlett)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh.

My father (who, by the way, I haven't seen in a year and a half and who hasn't actually phoned me a single time since I moved to Sweden) has just sent me a facebook message asking if I want to go to my uncle's wedding. In the UK. In two weeks time.

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God fucking damn it, family, you just do not function, do you.


On the plus side: I took the test and I think it went fine! Collapsed now.

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